- Pointless Super Powers

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to fly but only in your room

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The ability to count to potato

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to like Justin Bieber