the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to see through glass

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to have a power

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to be powerless

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!