- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to autocorrect your mom.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The ability to see through insects.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the ability to look into your brain

the ability to talk to humans

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

Pointless Super Powers