The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to think of food

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!