the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to troll.

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The power to not care.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!