Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to be french.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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32% Levitation.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!