The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the ability to look into your brain

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!