Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to become black!

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to kill yourself.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!