- Pointless Super Powers

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

swear words -jesse

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to read your own mind

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to bread toast!

The power of learning

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to climb up fallen trees

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!