The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to become famous on vine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!