el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to lock open doors

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!