The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to see through air

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!