the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to fly when you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!