The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to be stupid

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to not do it.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!