- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to see through insects.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to eat food.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to not get shit dick

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The ability to turn into an embryo

Pointless Super Powers