The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to live.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to count to infinity.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!