The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!