The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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i love to make shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!