The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!