- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power of women's rights.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

understanding every language only if you get insulted

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

having the same super powers as batman!

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

To pee standing up.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

the power to make food shrimp.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power of being negative all the time.

Pointless Super Powers