- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to waste money

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

the ability to see through air

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

the power to sneeze cum

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to never get drunk

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to start time.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!