The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to waste money

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!