- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

Nope. Just nope.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to pee poop

The power to freeze ice

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

Pointless Super Powers