The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to see through glass

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to shit without squinting.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!