The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!