Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to look like yourself

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!