the power to complete math exercises

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to create powers

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!