- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to kill yourself

the power to breath through your skin.

Pointless Super Powers