The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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to make asians smart

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!