the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The ability to hear fish.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to turn into random objects

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Aweonao

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!