The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the power to kill yourself

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be stupid

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The ability to levitate birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!