The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!