The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to jerk off

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!