The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!