the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to be powerless

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!