the power of the succulent game

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to sit

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to grow your nails longer

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!