- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to run as fast as a snail.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to draw a perfect circle.

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to freeze ice

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

Pointless Super Powers