The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to bleed on command

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power drown in water

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to not be Batman

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!