The power to have night vision during the day.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to close your nose

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to grow new teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!