The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to like any show

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to not do it.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!