Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!