Acid tears.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!