The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to be powerless

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!