The ability to get shot, for real.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to like any show

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!