The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!