- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

power to blow up your own head only once,

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to become black!

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to smell colors

The power to drown on land.

The power to breath at will.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power of being negative all the time.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Pointless Super Powers