The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!