The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to have a pointless power.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!