The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to lose this power.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!