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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.
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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time
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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.
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the ability to talk to humans
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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C
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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.
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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!
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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.
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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.
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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.
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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS
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the power to find children extremely attractive
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The power to create a pointless superpower
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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)
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The ability to jump 8 feet fences
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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion
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Tha ability to not be able to fly
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The power to be missed when present.
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The power to smell water.
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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write
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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water
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The power to take edible shits.
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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!