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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time
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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C
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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.
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The power to have a V8
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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.
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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom
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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.
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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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the power to find children extremely attractive
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The power to create a pointless superpower
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The ability to jump 8 feet fences
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Tha ability to not be able to fly
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The power to be missed when present.
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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.
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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write
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The power to smell water.
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The power to take edible shits.
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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.
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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror
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The power to walk through doors, then open it.
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The power to have hindsight.
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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.
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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.
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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!