the power to beathe

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!