the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to walk on land.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to like any show

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!