The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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To be able to summon old people

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!