The power to waste money

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to teleport through open doors.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to become black!

The power to control mealworms

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to not exercise.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!