- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become black!

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power of love

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to not exercise.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to police irony

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

Being able to fly in place.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

lol

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

Pointless Super Powers