The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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See through invisible people

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to make your nose blink.

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to make asians smart

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!