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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through glass

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!