The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to troll.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!