- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the power to eat people :D

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to make pencils dull.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to write a country song

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Pointless Super Powers