the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to count to infinity.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!