The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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swear words -jesse

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!