Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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to make asians smart

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to fart pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!