- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to close your nose

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to lose this power.

The power to ejaculate

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

the powre to spel

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

Pointless Super Powers